Oh no... I can't believe I so quickly went for the pun! This is what happens when I go for a week without posting anything new. The pent up need to be clever surfaces in terrible and frightful ways.

But not as terrible and frightful as a man so requiring potassium that he decides to trike RAGBRAI XXXVII in a banana socked trike while wearing a banana costume. Actually, he's part of Team BananasRus.